Steven Wright Quote
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About this pattern
Each PDF includes stitch counts and a full color key so you can kit it quickly. Check the stitch size against your fabric count to estimate finished dimensions, and keep a few extra skeins on hand if you plan to backstitch or outline.
Quick finishing tips
- Use shorter floss lengths to avoid tangles and keep coverage even.
- Secure thread ends under nearby stitches instead of bulky knots.
- Gently wash and press face-down on a towel before framing.
- Stitch count: 63 x 63
- 3 colors in the palette
- Downloaded 113 times
63 x 39 stitches 3 colors
Pattern description
Stitch a witty Steven Wright quote that captures the comedian's deadpan humor with this charming 63 × 63 stitch counted cross stitch pattern. Whether you're a fan of his unique comedy style or simply love needlework projects with personality, this sayings-themed design brings clever wordplay to life through counted cross stitch. The compact square format works beautifully on Aida fabric, and the limited palette of just 3 DMC thread colors keeps your embroidery supplies minimal while delivering maximum impact. The straightforward stitch count makes this an ideal choice for stitching meaningful quotes that reflect your sense of humor.
Perfect for beginners exploring their first needlework projects, this free printable PDF chart includes a complete DMC color key for easy reference. The beginner skill level means you'll spend less time mastering complex techniques and more time enjoying the relaxing rhythm of counted cross stitch. Simply print the pattern, gather your Aida fabric and DMC floss, and you're ready to create a finished piece that works as a humorous wall hanging or framed embroidery. Download your free chart today and add a touch of comedic charm to your stitching projects.
Stitch planning checklist
- Measure your fabric against the stitch count to confirm finished size.
- Sort floss by symbol before you start; pre-thread a few needles for speed.
- Work in small blocks to keep counting accurate and spot mistakes early.
- Backstitch at the end of each session so outlines stay crisp.
Material Type: Aida Generic White
Sewing Count: 14/inch or 55/100mm
Design Size: 63 x 39 stitches
Sewn Design Size: 4.5 x 2.8 inches or 114 x 71 mm
Suggested Material Size: 10.4 x 8.7 inches or 264 x 221 mm
Stitch Style: Cross-stitch Using 2 strands